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5 Memes To Start the Week Because the Internet Had No Jokes

By: Rylan B.

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The week has begun, morale is low, and somehow the internet still managed to scrape together five memes using nothing but exhaustion, irony, and vibes. Here’s what we’re working with:

1. The Child Who Did Her Makeup with Confidence and Zero Supervision

This meme radiates the exact energy of “I said I was fine and no one followed up.”

She looks like she’s been through three meetings and one minor betrayal before recess.

2. “I’m about to crash the f* out ngl”**

This is the official slogan of Monday. No notes. Just honesty.

This meme has been passed around group chats like an emergency alert.

3. When Flirting Accidentally Turns into a Wedding

Perfectly captures that moment when you were joking and suddenly someone says “so what are we?”

A masterclass in escalation fear.

4. The Unction

This meme carries the weight of a thousand sermons, a group chat called “OGs,” and at least one man who knows a guy.

Pure aura. No explanation needed. If confidence were a room, this would be it.

5. You Don’t Get to Drain Me and Call It Connection, Sink Ho.

Nothing is scarier than a woman who’s lived long enough to set boundaries in open water.

This meme is about emotional plumbing, spiritual hygiene, and refusing to be anyone’s unpaid therapist — especially at the beach.

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