No One is Safe From These Memes

By: Rylan B.

It’s Monday and Scream 7 is happening which means no one is safe, not even legacy characters.

That includes your sanity this week. Here are the memes. Don’t answer unknown numbers.

1. Just bought another

lip product hoping that

will fill whatever void is

inside of me

This is not about lip gloss. This is about hope. This is about believing this specific shade of mauve is going to repair your attachment issues.

The way we convince ourselves that a $24 gloss is self-care

2. This sh*t was not it. Never cook again

The disrespect is astronomical.

The energy here is dramatic anime judgment. Not just disappointment, exile.

3. Me if bugs didn’t exist

Frolicking in tall grass. Napping in fields. Living your cottagecore fantasy without a single mosquito plotting against your ankles.

The only reason we’re not sleeping outside under the stars is because something out there bites.

4. Back in the day, this was Disney+

You had to physically get up. Find the VHS. Rewind it. Pray it wasn’t chewed. This wasn’t streaming.

If you owned three tapes, you watched those three tapes until the dialogue became muscle memory.

5. To all my loyal story likers, you’re invited to my wedding

You don’t text every day. You don’t comment. But you consistently like the story.

That’s loyalty.

You may not know each other’s middle names, but you’ve seen every selfie, every random sunset, every “soft launch.” And that? That’s community.