Monday Memes Before We Order Takeout Again

By: Rylan B.

So what are we eating this week?

Groceries were purchased, but somehow, meals are still theoretical.

Before we order food delivery again, here are monday memes.

1. You’re Doing Amazing, Sweetie

The exact energy I need while completing the most basic adult task imaginable. Paid a bill? You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

Put the laundry in the dryer before it developed a smell? Somebody get the camera. We celebrate victories of ALL sizes here

2. Bathroom Intruder Investigation 🚨

Imagine turning on the evening news and discovering the police sketch of a wanted bathroom intruder looks exactly like your co-anchor.

Nobody say anything. Nobody make eye contact. Just finish the weather and quietly alert security during the commercial break.

3. Dinner & Evidence 🍲

There is something deeply unsettling about watching dinner simmer inside an object that apparently has lore. That is no longer cookware.

That pot has seen things. It has a past. It may be called to testify. And now we're making stew in it like nothing happened.

4. A Lil Something to Take

the Edge Off

Some people have a glass of wine after a difficult day. Others apparently sit outside in loafers and quietly destroy a structurally significant piece of cake.

No fork. No plate. Just cake directly to the nervous system. Healthcare is complicated. Frosting is immediate.

5. Your Work Bestie 👯‍♀️

Every workplace eventually pairs two people who have absolutely no business being friends. Different music. Different clothes. Different personalities.

Then three months later they're communicating exclusively through facial expressions during meetings and taking lunch together every day. Corporate America’s greatest contribution to society: randomly assigned best friends.