Murdered By Memes

By: Rylan B.

People are sharing the exact moment they realized something was off about someone who later turned out to be a murderer.

Before we side-eye everyone we’ve ever met, here are Monday memes.

1. Making generational wealth from scratch

Millennials and Gen Z really said “my family tree ends with me being stressed in a beige kitchen.”

Just one person googling “passive income” at 1:14 AM. The baby isn’t even born yet and already has to hear about Roth IRAs and content monetization strategies.

2. Pikachu & Squirtle handing out papers

This is exactly what being outside feels like after age 25. One friend says “it’s gonna be lit."

Suddenly there’s a group chat spreadsheet, assigned drivers, and someone asking who has electrolytes.

3. “All those years of Mario Kart have led me to this moment…”

Men will see this and immediately think: “I could land it.'

This is why insurance rates are high.

Entire generations were psychologically conditioned by rainbow roads, mushrooms, and false confidence. Somewhere a grown adult in traffic is hearing imaginary Nintendo music while approaching disaster at 65 mph.

4. “me reconnecting with alcohol because nature is not doing it for me”

People said: “go outside, touch grass, heal naturally.”

Meanwhile the grass is humid, there are mosquitoes the size of drones, and rent is still due.

Suddenly the little overpriced cocktail with the orange peel starts looking like spiritual guidance.

5. “When I laugh on my period:”

One second you’re giggling at a TikTok, the next your soul leaves your body like a cartoon ghost ascending toward heaven.

Nature designed this system and then just walked away without explanation. Incredible lack of oversight honestly.